Let me just take off my dainty white gloves and set down my teacup for a second to politely say that it seems like everyone in this country is a raging asshole. Either that or they are criminally insane and should probably be taken down with a lithium blow dart.
My mom says, and I agree with her, that all this over-the-top sexism and racism we’re bombarded with right now is just a bunch of hot air escaping from the flatulent dying bodies of a bunch of old fucked up white guys whose power to constantly fuck everyone over is waning. I’m paraphrasing, my mom doesn’t actually talk like that. But you get the idea.
I’m disgusted by just about everyone right now except for Jimmy Carter. Carter, I like. Carter keeps reminding us that racism still exists even though the White House is like, “No, no, all those teaparty signs saying ‘Send Obama back to Africa’ and crazy Congressmen thinking it’s OK to yell at the POTUS, well, that’s just jokes!” Of course the White House can’t talk about racism, people would freak out. But Jimmy Carter can say whatever he wants.
There’s a Jimmy Carter center in my neighborhood and I’m going to visit it this weekend just because I like him. Mr. Carter in case you read my blogs, call me. I’d like to make you dinner.
These are dark times, I’m telling you. Just ask Nancy Pelosi, she had a breakdown the other day. There’s so much bile being spewed everywhere right now, she said it reminded her of the late seventies in San Francisco where San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and openly gay San Francisco City Supervisor Harvey Milk were assassinated.
You know that 20% that thought Bush was great right up until the end? Well those nutbags are all hopped up on Glen Beck and running amok. And they are not all just creeps out on parole, lots of them are legislators, cops, Congressmen, Mayors, etc.
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