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SW: I know. Gloves off. Speaking of the ones who are out there every night…Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. What’s the deal with them. Are they really full on…
MK: Oh yeah. Don’t you think?
SW: Oh I do. But I wanted to hear it from you.
MK: No I do. But I think they’re being smart about it. For some reason I have respect for celebrities who aren’t hiding anything but also who don’t feel they have to come out on a magazine cover. I don’t think they need to do that. I just think they need to be themselves and not lie to anybody. That’s why I kind of like how they’re doing things.
SW: Now are you a Lindsay fan? Because I can’t get enough. I just think she’s the gift that keeps on giving.
MK: I go back and forth. I think I really liked her when she was a mess because I like messes. But when she started cleaning up I liked it.
SW: Okay... so the Emmys… Who was your favorite dress?
MK: None of them.
SW: Not even Brooke Shields?
MK: No. See I don’t like it when they look good. That’s not my best dressed. I never liked that. That’s probably my worst.
SW: Well. Phoebe Price looked pretty great.
MK: Well, but she doesn’t really count. She was there. I don’t know if she got in.
SW: There was a photo on AfterEllen.com of Vanessa Williams posing and Phoebe Price is marching around in the background.
MK: (laughs) And she does that too. She’ll march in the background. She’ll try to get on camera. She just doesn’t care.
SW: So none of them were a big enough mess for you?
MK: There were a few that were ok. But they’re TV people and TV people are all really boring. I feel like people are really playing it safe. Like even the VMA’s. They all looked normal.
SW: Okay, so I really want to do a match up of real or fantasy gayelle couples and do a who’s the top type thing. Would you be into that?
MK: Sure.
SW: First, one more thing about the Emmys. I was really into that category in which Glenn Close won Best Actress in a Drama or whatever. I’m wondering… of all those women with Glenn, Mariska,
MK: Kyra Sedgwick…
SW: Which one of them would win in an oil wrestling competition?
MK: Oh. Let me see, there’s Kyra. Oh Holly Hunter! I think she’s really backwoods.
SW: (laughs) That’s what my co-worker says about her.
MK: Yeah. She’s really backwoods. She probably opens beer with her teeth. Like, Kyra Sedgwick acts rough but I think she’s kind of dainty. And Glenn Close I think… well, she’s Glenn Close.
SW: Right.
MK: Who else?
SW: Sally Field.
MK: Oh wait. I think it would be between Holly Hunter and Sally Field. Sally Field’s kind of crazy.
SW: Okay….so top and bottom. I name a pair of names and you name the top. Who’s the top? Tina Fey or Amy Poehler…
MK: Umm. Let me think. You know, I would say, Tina’s the bottom.
SW: Ooooh.
MK: Because I always think the one that’s more like powerful is sometimes the one that likes to…
SW: Give it up in the bedroom.
MK: That’s what I would say.
SW: So this seems obvious and it isn’t fake but sometimes they surprise you. What about Lohan and Ronson?
MK: Well, yeah, I think it’s the obvious. Noooo. Yeah. I think it’s the obvious. Yeah.
SW: What about Penny and Salma?
MK: Oh, you know I think they switch it up. Because I think it’s mostly Salma but I think it makes it hard because of her really big breasts. Like… lesbian sex. I don’t understand lesbian sex all the way.
SW: What about it?
MK: So do you… not every couple uses dildos and stuff do they?
SW: No, no.
MK: Do most do strap-ons and stuff?
SW: In my world. Yes! But no… I think it’s very old school.
MK: To use strap ons and stuff?
SW: No. To not.
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