Quickies from the Web: Friday Happy Hour Edition in Honor of Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

Welcome to the Friday Happy Hour edition of lesbian-ish quickies from around the Web, a smattering of newsy items that don't quite constitute a full news' story, in-depth analysis or reflection. Now, bottoms up!

First up. Is a website entitled Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.com offensive to cute boi-ish lesbians? Absolutely! Is it pretty damned funny? You bet your ass. With no further adieu, here's the site that pays homage to adorable girls who resemble the tween sensation. We haven't dug through the archives to find her yet, but our first thought was, "Where's Daniella Sea?" And for proud Bieber doppelgangers, the site accepts submissions.

Climb on the Pussywagon! (We didn't call it that!) Lady Gaga and Beyonce are taking us all for a ride in Gaga's visually yummy "Telephone," video loaded with high fashion, lesbian innuendo, plenty of skin and a play on the women's prison fetish film. If you haven't seen this little juggernaut pervading the Web, have a look here!

Oscar nominee for Precious and Queen "O" the Red Carpet Gabourey Sidibe is a firm yes now for the Showtime Laura Linney starrer The C Word, about a suburban mom whose cancer diagnosis gives her a different lease on life. While Gaby's career chugs along, occasionally shortsighted dickheads like Howard Stern continue to ponder her viability based on her plus-sized status. Now Hollywood, including Marlee Matlin on Twitter and Jessica Simpson are offering some words for Stern who said that based on her size, "She'll never have another movie."

These are Simpson's thoughtful musings directed at Howard, according to EOnline.

"I'm actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that. I just think that's really disrespectful. It's unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it. She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants."

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