The 10 Best Lesbians to Get Stuck Next to on Long Plane Ride

Picture this. You are taking a long trip to visit family and friends for the holidays. You get on the plane and find your seat. As you are snapping your seatbelt, you look up and see that you are going to be sharing the friendly skies with…

Think about it… who would you like to sit next to on a long flight ? Here are 10 lesbians I think would be fun and interesting seat mates. Note: Membership in the Mile High Club not included.

1. Rachel Maddow – MSNBC program host and commentator – I probably need some advance notice on this choice, however, so that I can make sure I’m up top date about current events.

2. Jane Lynch – Actress – She’s smart, funny and hot… I hope Jane is flying that day and not Sue Sylvester!

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