'Glee' Gay-Cap: The Santana/Brittany Kiss Heard Round the World

McKinley High’s most adorable girl/girl couple of Cheerios ever, Santana and Brittany, have been presumably in a happy, healthy relationship since they said “I do” to being girlfriends last November, but there has been little more than the occasional hand-hold or hug that’s passed between the two, leaving fans begging for some “sweet lady kisses” between the lovebirds.

In a wonderful example of the tail wagging the dog Glee producers heard fans’ collective outcries and addressed the issue of the all-elusive Brittana kiss in Tuesday’s Valentine’s Day themed episode.

Ep. 3.13 – “Heart”

Glee’s Valentine’s Day episode opens in the choir room with a series of shots of the coupled up glee kids’ in various forms of embrace, including Santana and Brittany bumping the zippers of the Cheerios jackets together in a hug. Cue the first “aws” of the show right at that start.

Mr. Schue announces that the week’s assignment is to find the world’s greatest love songs, and Sugar announces she’s renting out Breadsticks for a special V-Day party that she’s calling the “Sugar Shack,” but no single people will be allowed.

Later, Brittany walks down the hall toward Santana holding her pink, shiny-heart clad computer open.

“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Brittany says.

“You’re giving me your computer for Valentine’s Day?” Santana asks, looking like a used hot pink computer is a bad present.

“It’s a playlist of all the songs I hear in my head when I’m with you or when I’m thinking about you,” Brit says. “I wanted to make you a CD for you for Valentine’s Day but this is as far as I got without any help.”

And then Santana flashes that trademark Naya Rivera grin.

“Oh, and I made you a cover,” Brittany says, turning the computer around and showing Santana a pic of the two of them in a heart that looks freakishly similar to one SheWired’s photo editor Boo made a few weeks back!

If one can speed read, or presses pause on Hulu, it appears that Brittany’s playlist consists of some pretty odd choices for a V-Day playlist – or are they?

Among the goodies on the playlist are “Purple People Eater,” “Pac Man Fever,” “Monster Mash,” “On Top of Spaghetti” and “Different Strokes Theme Song.” While Brittana may not have gotten much chance for PDA, it certainly sounds like they’ve been having lots of freaky alone time if the song choices are an indication.

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