What Paulson Says Blog: Why are Justin Bieber and One Direction the Hottest Lesbians Ever?

Wed, 2012-04-11 16:15

Ok. WHAT is going on? I'm in love with this new wave of pop sensations that look like younger versions of the sexiest lesbians I've ever seen. Seriously… If the girls looked like these teens when I was this age, I would have come out much earlier. We all know the ever-popular site Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, but have we ever noticed that Justin himself is the hottest lesbian in the world?

Ok. WHAT is going on? I'm in love with this new wave of pop sensations that look like younger versions of the sexiest lesbians I've ever seen. Seriously… If the girls looked like these teens when I was this age, I would have come out much earlier. We all know the ever-popular site Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, but have we ever noticed that Justin himself is the hottest lesbian in the world? I used to feel guilty about thinking he was so cute (I removed Hot from this sentence, cause I felt like a creeper) but now he's 18, legal and hotter than ever! Check out these photos from his new Boyfriend photo shoot:

I mean, if I were out at a lesbian bar and that girl walked up to me I would die…not because she's Justin Bieber, but because she's so hot. I'm sure there are closeted mini lesbians all over the bible belt and mid west that already are looking to him for fashion advice, and the girl can sing (oops. That was mean. I mean, the boy).  He's the perfect lesbian. Please send him this way with a U-haul in tow.

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