What Paulson Says Blog: Why are Justin Bieber and One Direction the Hottest Lesbians Ever?

Wed, 2012-04-11 16:15

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Then there is the pop group One Direction. They came singing and dancing onto the scene from the UK- and I'm sorry but there are at least three members I would date. They are hotter girls than you can pick up at Here Bar on a Friday night -- that's for sure.

They even have a celesbian in their midst, as 19-year-old Zayn Malik resembles a certain Real L Word girl we all know. Romi? Is that you? I didn't know you could sing!

While they all look like mini versions of girls we all wish we could pull there are three that stand out as the most lesbionic to me. Wait -- is that even a word? Lesbionic? Something about their songs make me swoon as well. I wonder if it's the teenage girl still in me somewhere, or if these boys all had plans to grab the lesbian population by the heartstrings and never let go.

Lesbi-Direction:

Harry Styles – I’m pretty sure my girlfriend has this same hairstyle sometimes.