It’s The Real L Word season again and in lieu of traditional recaps about those kooky lesbians of Weho and Brooklyn SheWired has opted to do a weekly list of superlatives not unlike those random, meaningless and totally out of context that were once the mainstay of high school popularity contests. You know, “Best Hair,” “Best Smile,” “Most Likely to insert verb here.”
Without further ado, here are the superlatives for The Real L Word episode 3.4 – “Scissor Sisters”
It’s The Real L Word season again and in lieu of traditional recaps about those kooky lesbians of Weho and Brooklyn SheWired has opted to do a weekly list of superlatives not unlike those random, meaningless and totally out of context that were once the mainstay of high school popularity contests. You know, “Best Hair,” “Best Smile,” “Most Likely to insert verb here.”
Without further ado, here are the superlatives for The Real L Word episode 3.4 – “Scissor Sisters”
Best Rainbow Socks on a Random Toddler:
There was only one random toddler sporting rainbow socks in the episode, and that was in some of the interstitial shots toward the beginning. In a show that often celebrates bad behavior we’ll take any palate cleanser we can get.
Best Use of Foreshadowing:
L’Amanda (Lauren and Amanda) are visiting New York City shacking up at some guy friend’s stinky apartment, and it’s the first time they’ve been in New York together and single. “I’m single and ready to go out and have fun with her,” Lauren proclaims. And as the course of true love never did run straight for these self-confessed “fu*k” buddies you just know something will go terribly awry. As fate, or Real L Word producers, would have it, Amanda turns up at the bar hours late to meet Lauren and a public argument ensues.
Most Amazingly Perceptive Kitty:
Last week’s episode revealed that Cori and Kacy had lost their baby. This week the couple works to put one foot in front of the other over the loss. It’s a good thing they have an amazingly perceptive kitty to offer up unconditional snuggling.
Best at Pulling Focus from a Lesbian Couple Making Out:
While we’re on the subject of amazing animals, the beautiful creature below is a scene stealer extraordinaire, pulling focus from Sommer and Donna’s passionate reunion / make-out scene. Sommer has just returned from tour with Hunter Valentine, where she’s gone at it –and not in a good way—with lead singer Kiyomi. Her wife Donna is right there to pick up the pieces with a good old-fashioned make-out scene, but the hot bitch above wants all the attention and amps up the audio snorting and panting in the background while Sommer and Donna go at it.
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