RESULTS: Who Do You Want To Kiss Under The Mistletoe?

From Portia to Mama Cass, there are plenty of ladies out there for whom we'd muster the energy to slap on some Blistex.
By: Michelle Garcia
December 12 2012 2:55 PM

A big thanks to everyone who participated in SheWired's mistletoe poll. In conducting this highly scientific assessment -- which was not scientific, and barely an assessment -- we have determined the number one woman who rocks your Christmas stocking. And she rocks my Christmas stocking, too.

Firstly, a few notable write-ins include Kelly Clarkson, Joan Jett, and Mama Cass.

With a mix of write-in votes and SheWired-provided answers, Jennifer Lawrence, Olivia Wilde, Zoie Palmer, Pink, Sasha Alexander, Sara Ramirez, and Janelle MonĂ¡e were tied in our results. Unfortunately, we couldn't find photos of all of these fine ladies, and mashing them all together into one image is just a pain, so here's a photo of a bunny, a dog, and a cat:


 

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Thanks to a fierce write-in effort, Taylor Swift juuuuust made our fantasy mistletoe list. As far as we know, Taylor has only dated guys, making her one of the most angsty, honest songwriters of her generation. What would it be like if she wrote an album after dating a girl or two? We don't know if she'd be any less angry, but I'm sure we're better snoggers than Taylor Lautner. I'm not joking, I'll put money on it.

Kerry Washington is probably one of the most fearless actresses around, she's political, and incredibly brainy. Wait, what's that? You don't care, you just want to get all up on her face? OK, OK, no need to get all elbow-to-the-head, I'll move out of the way.

Had this been the 8th Annual SheWired Mistletoe Poll, I'd say Kate McKinnon is our newest entry, but since this is the first time we've done this, I'll say she's the entry that you most likely would not have known about last Christmas. That is, unless you're a serious comedy nerd. If that's the case, I'll make out with you. We know Kate, SNL's first out lesbian cast member, would make you giggle while she devours your face. 

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Sarah Shahi started out as an NFL cheerleader, but she's since put down the pom-poms to star in The L Word and recently mediator on Fairly Legal (sad it was canceled). Clearly, you want to mediate her face. Sorry, I don't know what that means either, but you want to make out with her. Thank God she starts her guest arc on Chicago Fire this week. 


Naya Rivera is your next pick, but just in case she isn't on your Festivus party guest list, just close the door to your office and watch this video on a constant loop:

 


Pretty Little Liars' Shay Mitchell has a constant sexy smirk, worth making out with on any day of the year. 

Kate Winslet, our highest-ranking Kate on our list, had us at "I'll never let go," and kept it going with that lovely smile, gorgeous body, and the assumption that she is an amazing kisser.

We love (practically worship) Ellen DeGeneres, and yet we want to make out with her wife, Portia de Rossi? That's cold, guys -- and I love it. Happy Holidays!

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And, the winner is...

Rachel Maddow is your number one pick --by a mile! I know, you just want her to make you a fancy-schmancy cocktail (because she can, for goodness sake), rip her glasses off (or keep them on, whatever floats your boat), and have at it. I cannot promise to look away politely.

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