The Graduate Blog: What Not To Do On a Lesbian Date - Hit Up A Strip Club
Sometimes I have good ideas. These include showering, feeding my dog, and locking my door in case my schizophrenic ranting neighbor decides to kill me and eat me in the night. Bad ideas include… going on a date to a strip club. I am ashamed as a write these words. No one wants to be that gross person that is really into strip clubs. Maybe one Tuesday 50 years in the future I will be that old lezzie with a beard and a plate of hot wings with her spot next to the stage.