In a new video from comedy site Funny or Die, Selma Blair portrays the (fictional) barefoot, pregnant, sole woman who plans to vote for Mitt Romney. The clip is rife with stereotypes about the kind of woman who would vote for a man who opposes equal pay for women and wants to revoke federal funding for Planned Parenthood.
With a plastered-on smile, Carolyn Overly tells viewers that she hates "having whoopee," and would never have a "babortion." "Shmex," she says, "just feels like your legs are congested," and is only for to be "shot full of kids. Just like Mitt did to Ann!"
"Mitt Romney has stood firm and not compromised on compromising women's rights," says a visibly tired, pregnant Blair while she cradles a crying infant. "A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote against something I don't like — me!"
Watch the video below.