The Ultimate Guide Superbowl Weekend XLVII - Lingerie, Puppies and Football

Thu, 2013-01-31 22:32

First, let me get some bad news out of the way. There’s no more pre-Super Bowl T & A as the Lingerie Football League is no more. In an effort to bring credibility to women's football the powers that be have put the kibosh on the smokin' hot uniforms and have renamed the association, "Legends Football League.” Thanks for nothing political correctness. If you're still interested, the Legends Football League Super Bowl is scheduled for Saturday, August 31, 2013.

First, let me get some bad news out of the way. There’s no more pre-Super Bowl T & A as the Lingerie Football League is no more. In an effort to bring credibility to women's football the powers that be have put the kibosh on the smokin' hot uniforms and have renamed the association, "Legends Football League.” Thanks for nothing political correctness. If you're still interested, the Legends Football League Super Bowl is scheduled for Saturday, August 31, 2013.

On February 3rd it looks as if the eye candy is going to left to the hedgehog cheerleaders of Puppy Bowl IX, which airs on Animal Planet, Sunday, February 13, 2013 at 5pm. This year 63 rescue-ready cuties will be tearing up the field in what promises to be a very athletic, captivating, and indulgent Puppy Bowl. Along with a rookie squad of adorable hedgehog cheerleaders, there will be sideline hot tubs for fatigued pup players who need a breather and a half time show featuring something even Beyoncé couldn't compete with -- kittens!

Keep your eye on early favorites: Min-Pin "Winston,” Catahoula Mix "Fitz,” and Siberian Husky/Retriever Mix "Aurora.” Word in the shelter is that these three have been talking some serious trash, and word on the street is that they can back it up.

Okay, back to humans. Has it been almost an entire year since Peyton's little brother and teammates presented the Lombardi Trophy to the New York Giants faithful? Yes, it has, and here's a re-cap of how the end of the season brought us a Baltimore Ravens / San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl match up

AFC DIVISIONAL ROUND:
Baltimore Ravens 38, Denver Broncos 35. This was a double overtime classic, to say the least. Yes, Denver lost, but Peyton Manning deserves a lot of credit for leading his team into the playoffs after a two-year absence from football due to four neck operations. No one expected The Ravens to beat The Broncos, but they did, thereby giving the team a much-needed boost of confidence.
New England Patriots 41, Houston Texans 28. New England whipping Houston was no surprise. The Texans had been on an absolute tear until the end of the season when they spiraled downward faster than a one-legged cat on a Ferris wheel. Although Texans quarterback Matt Schaub threw for two fourth-quarter touchdowns, the damage had already been done, and The Patriots were able to sit back and move on to the AFC championship with ease.
NFC DIVISIONAL ROUND:
San Francisco 49ers 45, Green Bay Packers 31. This game had odds-makers split down the middle, with The Packers having a slight edge. Unfortunately, The Packers defense forgot to show up for the game. That combined with a coaching staff who failed to make critical adjustments allowed the 49ers to capitalize on Packer sub-par play that not even elite quarterback Aaron Rodgers could make up for.
Atlanta Falcons 30, Seattle Seahawks 28. Many people had not only picked the Seahawks as the clear favorite for this game, The Seahawks were picked by many to be Super Bowl champions. Be that as it may, no one can fault Seahawk quarterback Russell Wilson, who gave who gave 110%, but it still wasn't enough to stop The Falcons, who battled back to win on a last-second field goal.

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